Shopping advice from Jamie... age, almost 9.
If you are ever given an opportunity to buy yourself a pair of vulture wings- grab it.
You will suffer no regrets.
In fact, every reflective surface will give you much happiness as you check out just how unbelievably cool a nice pair of vulture wings make you look.
It's the perfect accessory, really.
Your personal space increases dramatically as a result of your new wingspan.
Helpful in elevators too... you can see how fun it is for my brother and sister.
Every family needs a winged vulture boy to bring them happiness and excitement and Jamie's wings are his very best summertime investment.