Sunday, May 20, 2012


Sadly, our beloved corner pig has been PIGNAPPED!
The crime happened sometime between 10:00am and 3:00pm on Saturday May 19th.
That's correct.
The pignappers were bold. They committed their heinous act 
Her glasses were found a half a block North on Burch Ave, indicating a struggle.
For ten years the Big Pig has fearlessly guarded her corner and the only trouble she ever had was a broken ear.  One month ago she became librarian to her own Little Free Library, and now she's gone. 
I don't think so.
This is a hate crime...a targeted assault against concrete pig librarians everywhere.
If you notice a big concrete pig in your son's bedroom that wasn't there on Saturday morning. 
Please have him return her.
Fraternity brothers...
If our dear Big Pig is now being hazed into your brotherhood. Please bring her home. She is a librarian for goodness sakes, and a sow at that. 
Her place is NOT with you. 
(yep, I'm shamelessly targeting teenage boys)   
  Our corner is desolate without her. 
Our Big Pig Little Free Library is lonely and pigless.
It's a sad, sad world where a concrete pig can not live and work peacefully in her own little corner of the universe. 

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