Henry- Thief of Hearts |
Henry's more violent and disturbing version of "gotchyer nose"
Henry is 7 years old, Rosie is 3.
Henry- "I stole your heart and I put it in the handle of my light saber."
Henry is 7 years old, Rosie is 3.
Henry- "I stole your heart and I put it in the handle of my light saber."
Rosie- "How did you steal it? I want it back!"
Henry- "No! It's mine now, you can't have it back.
Henry- "No! It's mine now, you can't have it back.
"R. "I need my heart!"
H. "You can't have it!"
Rosie (in anguish)..."My blood needs my heart- my brain needs my heart- GIVE IT BACK!"
Henry "Nope."
Rosie "GIVE MY THAT LIGHT SABER AND I WILL PUT MY HEART BACK INSIDE ME BY MYSELF!"
Henry to his little sister..."Ring the doorbell three times and give me your M&M's then I will give you back your heart."
Rosie (in anguish)..."My blood needs my heart- my brain needs my heart- GIVE IT BACK!"
Henry "Nope."
Rosie "GIVE MY THAT LIGHT SABER AND I WILL PUT MY HEART BACK INSIDE ME BY MYSELF!"
Henry to his little sister..."Ring the doorbell three times and give me your M&M's then I will give you back your heart."
Rosie- "Fine then."
Rosie proceeds to ring the doorbell 3 times and fork over her Halloween M&M's, only when the M&M's were in Henry's hand was she able to retrieve her heart from the light saber.
Rosie proceeds to ring the doorbell 3 times and fork over her Halloween M&M's, only when the M&M's were in Henry's hand was she able to retrieve her heart from the light saber.
Tough afternoon.
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